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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via unadrenalize)

candiedmoon:

literally me.

candiedmoon:

literally me.

(Source: memewhore, via thelittlemetallicat)

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via sleep-not)

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

(via thelittlemetallicat)

theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

(via thelittlemetallicat)

drinkmasturbatecry:

if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that

#fics before dicks

(Source: styleswhores, via sleep-not)

  • church: follow jesus
  • me: does he follow back?
  • church:
  • me:
  • church:
  • me: promo 4 promo?

bradbenfarmer:

Do sharks have tongues?

i believe they do

bradbenfarmer:

gematria-is-a-killing-name:

bradbenfarmer:

gematria-is-a-killing-name:

bradbenfarmer:

I really want sushi.

YAAAY YOU LIKE SUSHI NOW

Fuck yo couch.

stay away from my couch

I wouldn’t sit on the middle cushion.

which couch are you referring to

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

(via unadrenalize)

dahliabathedinpossession:

This is kinda sweet

dahliabathedinpossession:

This is kinda sweet

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